Ask a Smaller Ninja Robot Pirate That Lies

By Half-Pint

Published: Thursday, April 5, 2007

Updated: Saturday, October 10, 2009

Half-Pint

Dear Half Pint,

I have been wanting to date this girl, and I don't know how to ask her out. I have liked her for a while and I want her to like me! What should I do?

UMSL-GUY

Dear UMSL-GUY

Stop-it! You do not like her. You are like a little baby. "I wanna girlfriend", you are a bitch. Ninjas do not need girls, all they need is knives and tight black clothing.

Editor's Note: This article is to be considered parody and not based in fact. It is part of our annual April Fools Edition.

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