1) “Fireflies” by Owl City. This sappy MySpace sensation is doing his damndest to sound like diet Death Cab For Cutie. This includes lyrics like “I get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightening bugs” and music that sounds like the soundtrack to an outdated video game.
2) “Party in The USA” by Miley Cyrus. Miley is all grown up and desparate for us to know that she is running with the big dogs, namely (and she is not afraid to name them in the song) Britney Spears and Jay-Z. Kind of makes us want to party in some other country.
3) “Replay” by Lyaz. A fairly run of the mill new hip hop track. Listen for yourself or skip down to number four for our pick of the week.
4) “Empire State of Mind” by Jay-Z. That’s right, it’s our pick of the week. Because we have to pick one each week, and also because hey, who can hate Papa J. He knows catchy.
5) “3” by Britney Spears. She’s back and she’s discovered a new and exciting twist on music or sex. Guess which one? Go on guess? That’s right the music is as god-awful as ever, but this time Miss Spears is here to announce her discovery of threesomes. Yes, that’s the “3” the title refers to. What’s that noise? Humanity weeping? I think so.
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